I Hate It Here. I'm Never Leaving. | New England Weather T-Shirt

Some places get four seasons. New England gets all four before lunch.

This soft, lightweight tee features a simple typewriter-style quote that perfectly captures the love-hate relationship every New Englander understands:

"I hate it here. I'm never leaving."

Whether you're complaining about a 40-degree temperature swing, another surprise snowstorm in April, or sweating in the morning and grabbing a hoodie by dinner, this shirt says what every local has thought at least once.

Printed with a clean vintage typewriter design, it's understated enough for everyday wear while still getting a laugh from anyone who's survived New England weather. Made from soft cotton with a comfortable unisex fit, it's perfect for weekends, road trips, coffee runs, and every unpredictable forecast in between.

Because no one complains about New England more than the people who refuse to leave.

Product features

- 100% ring-spun cotton (soft, lightweight 153 g/m²)

- Tubular knit — no side seams for a clean drape

- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for shape retention

- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified

- DTG/DTF printed design with durable sleeve and neck print options

Care instructions

- Do not dryclean

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean